Never mind the product that is being sold to you,
simply accept the pitch
and be bukaked in a fine coat
of a metaphysical ejaculate
better known as liquid bacon.

This is a limited time offer.
Just remember, if you are slow to trust us
then you might lose out to a more trusting neighbor.
Our promise is that we will protect you
from an invisible enemy.
Or at least WE are your best bet.
Therefore you must help stem the angry tide
and be supplicant
help stem the angry tide
and be supplicant … be supplicant … be, be.

Trust … us.
Trust … us.

Accept your fate.
I mean it’s not so bad after all.
Look over there.
Look how bad they have it.
But whatever you do, don’t linger,
such images are depressing.
Accept the image of your privilege,
the representation of a true patriot,
the mythology of a country.
Accept the image, idea, ideal,
that you choose this fate in a democratic fashion.
Accept the soother,
and we pledge to keep you safe from evil influence.

Never mind the product that is being sold to you,
simply accept the pitch
and be bukaked in a fine coat
of a metaphysical ejaculate
better known as liquid bacon.